the climate was showing it’s grudge on me i could feel the strong cold piercing my bones. my hands were shivering partly due to cold and partly due to fear ………..dunno y i felt that something bad is going to happen. i could feel the cold air. i looked up on my watch it said 1 hr to midnight. it’s time , i thought ………

i took the note that the girl gave me …….it said ” i owe u, save me”…….i dint know what to do , i found this very strange. my mind kept thinking abt the beautiful girl , i felt that she was in grave danger. strange ,the lane which i was sitting had this board saying “Break Free”. i thought my life or may be my mind was trying to be metaphorical. i tried to make sense out of it. i felt that i was a failure. feeling the pain of failure on a cold night. a strange incident………….

suddenly i heard gunshots , i stood up and ran in that direction ……..it was 2 streets down i saw nothing but a gun and there that beautiful girl lay dead. my body went cold i ran back ran fast as i could i fell down my leg was paining i slept there in pain. the next day morning i was woken up by the sound of an old man…….i saw his face ……he asked me what placce is this . now this was the same question i was trying to answer. i told him abt the incident that took place yesterday.i led him to that place he was walking behind me , i reached the place where i was trying to lead him …..the body wasnt there…….

,…………..suddenly i turned back and took the gun and shot him DEAD.

it's when we saw ourselves

This is one feeling that i have being nurturing for a pretty long time. As to whether the phase 1 of the college is worthwhile doing it (yes it has to be worthwhile) or may be i have to force these things upon me as to make it worthwhile. It was a long journey from far down south to the northern part of india , a drastic cultural change………….a change that was supposed to be inevitable, to which i had put up a tough face , a kindooff face i was neva used to. I came from a place called Loyola – the second heaven on earth after my room in my house………..it’s not because the climate is good there or because booze is banned there but it’s because i felt safe over there i had nothing to worry, life was good ,happening , a place with loads of talent, pleasent atmosphere always teachers to care for you, a place which made me what i am ………..

these people who are seen here fell in the water seen behind and they sadly drowned to 'ultimatum'

“Fun karo”

burn it down.................

And this is what basically happens here gaming to sutta to daru to watching all types of movies to locking up people in rooms to throwing water at each other to bodybuilding (i wonder why????????) to gossiping to moot courts to volley ball matches to basketball matches to all types of matches to jumping the wall during pitch dark and getting caught by the warden to the students head giving classes on how to jump the wall to having fun around the campus to all those FUN that you can probably think off happens in this campus…….

college on a beautiful evening

BBC:
The happening place in the campus………it’ not our classroom but it’s called the basket ball court ……….it’s happening not because of the basketball matches we have but it’s the only location where friends hangout in the campus …………yes the college is so short of space that there is no place for people to hang out so we hang around in the bbc and the players get frustrated………
one interesting conversation i had to overhear when i was roaming around the BBC

Warden (during the roll call time) : “ye first years aaakae sirf 2 mahina hogaya…….abhi ladikyonkae sath goom raha hai” if there was any problem in deciphering the hindi part i apologise…..(i am pretty bad at hindi)

After the roll call ( c
Akshay : “dude they are going to ban the bbc and make it out of reach for students other than who are playing”
Sohail : “good vaise time waste bahut hota hai”
Akshay : “ xxxxxxxx ………….i am serious”
Sohail : “that’s going to be bad”
akshay : “ and one more decision is coming up”
sohail: “what?”
akshay : “ they are going to make the college homosexual and this will be included in the code of conduct ………..and heard that the warden really needed a decision like that ,he is frustrated at seeing people going around”
sohail : “ i don’t care………. futravu A hole”
akshay : “vaise bhi why should you care……..you must be happy”

i hv 4 fingers............!!!!!!!!!!

talked abt good things out here

talking about the better things in life, the good things that happened to me is the some bunch of good friends , it’s said that you take time to make good friends , but i feel i have made some. So that is the brighter part. ‘Kuhuing’ (highly complicated word) is like the best thing that happened to me until now in this college. A blog becomes successful whenever you start writing stuff about people or literally gossiping. Talking about gossiping you say boys don’t gossip …………..yes they don’t ,they just sit and analyse stuff they call this analysis but most of them are not into this but some are………….rather than keeping their ass in their territories they take care to drag their ass into others things…………as this is a college it’s often that fights happen , issues vary ( you know what) although the fights are immature the immaturity that is shown by the people around should be taken care off ………people run around like mad ‘londas’ if a fight happens , people run as though Jennifer Aniston has come to the hostel but usually nothing gets serious …………. stuff happens, things dosent happen seriously or more precisely things happen here for the sake of happening
Jishnu:
dude
tell me the best thing abt AIL
11:35pm
Akshay:
hmmmm….
thinkin hard
….
still thinkin hard
gimme a min
11:36pm
Jishnu:
dont tell me it’s me
i ll feel shy
11:38pm

Akshay is offline.

group of retards see's shit ...after this they were taken to a mental asylum coz normal people dont get excited when they see red shit.........cool shit

Now this is what happens when an AILLLIAN( as we are called) is asked y they love AIL nobody has an answer…………………
But the happy thing is that there are people who makes my life and everyone of ours life interesting in AIL……….

now this ends and starts here.........

Aakash Choudhary:
Giving a whole chapter on this guy would make this thing clear as to how important this guy is to us. Yes he is a sensation. Having 48 girlfriends and being in bed with most of them ( the facts and figures presented here are not based on any survey or any information collected from the AIDS control society but purely imaginary facts presented before the batch by aakash ). In the present scenario the batch has taken a decision to believe him. This is why our batch keeps screwing up all the things referred to the bball matches we keep losing continiously (kidding we do have a bunch of great guys). Talking about aakash, we in our coll have funny tradition as to we have to give the formal intro to each and every guy or gal u see .so i think, u ppl can get a vague idea about him from his formal intro i have keyed in his formal intro:
Name : aakash choudhary
Roll no:
…..stuff……..
Hobbies:
Bball
Fball
Squash………………………….on a total eight hobbies…………highest ever hobbies seen in AIL…………(which makes him very special amongst the seniors)
This is really an interesting fact that last time when i went through the limca book of world records i came across this name ‘aakash chowdhary’ not for having the maximum number of hobbies but for having the highest number of girlfriends in a matter of 1095 days . Now when the senior year came to know about this record breaking fact they thought that this is one guy they should meet.so they decide to do research on this rare specimen. So they called him and asked him to sing “nannah munnae rahi hum!!!!!!!!!”…..which he sang very impressively that the registrar gave out an order that no more 1 st years will sing on stage . then we had him playing football ……..instead of kicking the ball he was standing on the ball and trippin down and we had the ball screaming to stop the torture. Now like if i continue my blog abt him valmiki will come down and tell me “wat the fuk dude………..u r trying to break my record?”…………….(no offence meant)…………
So jumping on to the next topic.

The guitaar sensations:
as what they call themselves……….akshay and varun – guitaar sensations of our batch………..akhay is like the NICEST guy around…………but he uses the F word so occassionally that eminem is just a child comparing him……….fuk life…………..quite a time has passed since we guys shared our metal experience……….varun is a die hard metal fan like me…………listens to metallica ,alter bridge ,iron maiden ,creed ,limp bizkit …………list never ends………….you people give these guys a guitar and a bench to tap the beat up they make it go magical………hats off to these guys…………..varun although look’s like he has being burdened by all the miseries of life is a very lively guy with all the energy you find in a iron maiden song………….

Divar tapna:

all those smokers in our batch share the unified fuking experience of jumping the wall in the midnight and bringing ‘sutta’ (common name for cigar) for the seniors. Now this thing occured when one of our heavy batchmates was asked to jump the wall to go and get sutta which finally resulted in injuring his major organs.(RIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)…..he reportedly suffered from bouts of depression brought on by psychosocial adveersity……the sutta which he had to bring made him so sick that instead of smoking a cigar he started eating it……….clearly his emotional relation with the cigar is closely linked with his creative link………the creativity with which he smokes one ………(woah he make’s rings!!!!!!!!! with smoke!!!!!!!!)……….the funniest thing is that how he easily blended with the new genre of smokers……..!!!!!!!!(ailllian smokers)

Pandey sir:
A great guy …….in all ways…….his grand welcome shout on the first day made him a terror with all the first years.the very first day….. “XXXXX XXXX……fall in mein khadae karna atha nahin hai kyae??????…………therae ko dikadunga ..” there were many funny instances which amounted to one guy being screwed up or pandey sir himself getting screwed.the first thing i heard about him was he was a hit among the girls ……….we had this first year girl telling about him as the short cute guy in the 2 nd year ( i overheard them speaking).so he was also a raging hit among the first years……….( i hope after reading this he will promote me to the position of batch prefect)

Loposmoke:
The rappo which i have being able to maintain with this campus is making my stay here a pleasent one.Although a small campus ,the smallness in this campus makes the college closer. Here everyone knows everyone.An experience which you will not be able to experience in any other cam
pus.although our campus is just the 1 by 100000 of the iit kgp campus i believe that the openness in the mindset is 200000 times better than iit kgp .Fuk kgp.!!!!!!!!!!

shubham in an objectionable position with his laptop

blah blah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sohail and akshay (with the guitar ) having it out

We sat down in the cafe to many brainstorming sessions of total BAKWAS , so that we could come up with a reasonable song for the dance.As we were sitting there, enjoying some OBJECTIONABLE sights, i heard my message crying out “message”
it said “arrive immed. to the mph”. we took all our stuff went to the mph and their we saw 3 girl seniors doing their dance. we said the all fukkd up “good evening mam’s”……..they responded with a headshake and a very sweet smile.we were taken aback by wonder.They asked us about our plans, for which sohail started blabberibg shit on how he was going to become a lawyer.Then the intelligent me ( i know self praise is equal to self death) stopped him and told them that we are going to dance the next day.We knew we were in deep trouble , she has asked us to dance …….that was when i realised hw fukd we were …….we had to convince them hw underprepared we were and told them we ll do it tommorrow and show it to you ……..it’s obvious i am not son to michael jackson or jon lee to bring up with a dance within one day. they asked us to see hw they dance and tell our opinion. i was expecting some bhartanatyam or mohiniyattam from the girls ……but my eyes were treated to some mindblowing break dance which literally took my breath away for a second or 2 .That’s when i decided that i ll never dance again (that was tough).So me and sohail decided to come up with a skit.The thought of girls playing their part arose. so we called in some of them. we had a discussion. nobody had any idea on what to be done or what not to be done.

We decided to rope in shubham. I knew one girl of our batch who said that she was a pro theatre artist in the intro ( shreya ).We decided to call her so that we will be showered with her words of wisdom .She walked in to a group of people staring at her like wtf r u doing here?.As this was her first day she intoduced herself. When she told me that she is from ooty,i was like hmmm…..good someone from the south ,a girl with whom you can hangout in dosa stalls.Then we continued with the discussion in which shubham was keeping quiet , sohail was supporting whatever the girls said,juhi was putting some sense into the discussion,shubhangi (long name….change your name) was keeping quiet, shreya was like coming up with ideas which i think paul newman could have come up with and i was doing nothing ,just sitting their and giggling and making a fool outtaa myself.

we had shreya coming up about performing a play on article 377, which some people got offended. and she was screwed and the whole girls group ,personally i didnt get offended or something but i had to abide by the groups decision of boycotting the girls. we split up ,went in different directions.then the guys decided with a play. and started practising during which i was called in for discussion with the girls . we had the discussion and finally decided we will do the play together.yup we have finallised.practised with the girls untill 10 and practised alone till 2 in the morning …….hard work…….!!!!!!!

practise sessions:
the sessions were the most funniest them of all.we had shubham swearing at sohail ,aakash chowdhary doing his hooga booga,paramvir trying toact his way out ,taruna attaining peaks of acting and shubangi not comfortable with the dialogues in the play started swearing at shubham.we had one of our seniors lekshmi coming upto us and helping us out from a FLOP performance which to an extend he was successful…….

the night:
all the students who stayed back for the weekend turned up.the night was good with the first years taking the limelight.from dance to drama we rocked the place.apart from a foolish mistake that i made in the names of people who participated (i forgot to tell shubangi’s name)…….everything else was fine …akshay literally stole the show and was the RO BE their and in the end we had girls calling out his name fuk u my brother i hate u !!!!!!!!…..from varun to sohail to paramvir to aakashto akshay everyone did a really smart job.with the powerpoint presentation we came up in the last moment ……the show was a RAGING hit ……thanks to the spirit shown by the first years who although had the lack of time finally gave in a grand performance.

finally the evening ended by as i said before a mindblowing performance by the 3 rd year girls .hats off to them and also to the director of our play shubham .

my room.........D66

Funny:
The funniest part abt my coll is that the coll is so vast that a 3 year old kid can see the whole campus in 5 minutes. On the first day when i came here i was escorted by the hon. warden of bhostel.He was tryin to elaborate to me the various sports facilities available in the campus. It was an impressive list fball,bball,badminton,volleyball,squash and a big list continued . Now my characteristic curiousity started takin the bettter part of me………….i began pointing out the holes in his claims , first doubt was the college is like a cow barrow and it is so small even colombus will not be able to find out a football court in our campus.So as a good lawyer i questioned the claims. Sir with this field u can play football a 4’s fball 2 on 2” sir was like “bachaae ham bahar khelengae vaham practice karengae ithar ithinae jagah nahin hai naa?” .That’s the point when i realised hw i have screwed myself by giving the admission in this college. But i found it very funny that i have screwed my life in a very funny way………….deep thought!!!!!!!!!!

Beep beep !!!!!!!:

“Beep beep beep beep !!!!!!!!! you are entering hostel area beware of blood sucking seniors “ my mind began boggling .The first senior who came upto me made me rework on my entire thought about army brats .I said “ sup dude !!!!!!!!! hw is life here?………” he gave me a scary look as though i sweared on his mom or sumthin……….the senior……. “ hmm fresher ?………you will adress your seniors by sir……..respect your seniors…….” he was like i did sumthin wrong for which i shud be collosuemed…………..i turnd bak sweared his whole KHANDAN.. ………which made my wrestless mind a bit peaceful………

Cohostellers:
I came upto my room which had this big tag saying “ u suck”………i was like “he he…he ..he!!!!!!!!! Pleasent welcome board”.A fully furnished room with all the classsic facilities……mirror, two beds ,good shelf ,good table and a very unhygenic room mate…that was my room…………. one more thing my room opens to a bunch of hot chics ………..hahahahahaha………..fuk all u borin rascals who are doomed to death coz their balcony open’s to the double wing that’s where seniors board .Bored by the voidness looming around my room i decide to meet my cohostellers. I entered the room nearby mine D 65. The first buddy to meet inside the campus………..aaditya ………this guy was havin the same strange feelin which we shared…….. “wat a sucking college”………we shared our attrocius life which made us enter the portals of this camp..us……….he was a metal fan and a guitarist too….hmmmm……….good for him………..he can lure chics very easily ,i hate him for this……………fuk life……….!!!!!!!!!………..then i came across many guys……….aakash…….bagchi…….saarang……paramvir…….and ……..definitly the one and only shubham………who is sitting rite bside me and flirting a band chic of our batch…….. he is talkin to her how saxophone can be used for playing and doing some wierd stuff………..she is so happpy with him……….i am happy for you my brother…………!!!!!!!!

First day:
Me and aakash faujdar……..we were in sec A……..adults only section…………buhahahahah!!!!!!!!!…………JOKE ( you may laugh)………bak to our class……… now i was entering an area of thermally active girls or in simple layman’s language HAAT CHICS!!!!!!!!!!………..hmmmmm………….lotz…………fuk life !!!!!!!!!……………cool now their is sumthin to look forward to……i was happy ……..the first thermally active personality i took notice was havin a four lettered name , i hate four…….(name cant be revealed due to certain personal reasons or may be i will become vulnerable to the violent attacks from her boyfriend)………..anyway……….it’s sometime since i have takin note of her……….i decided to give my mind a break…….i shifted my long visioned doubly powered eyes to XXXX (Name censored due to personal reasons)……….she is the hottest chic of our year………atleast i feel so!!!!!!! i tried to enlargen my database by tryin to collect the attributes abt her ………….the first thing that i heard was really shocking………..it was not that she killed someone who proposed her recently……….that’s just a minor default with her ……….but that she is from delhi……………….i have a feeling that all those girls who are from delhi are like mierda of ‘supply martin’………..MUJHKO NAFRATH HOGAYA………WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! that was hindi………i am learning it………learning hindi now that makes another story……..may be later……….